"Every 2 Weeks" Flight Undershirt

"Flight School Starts Every 2 Weeks”

You ever see a man with a mug full of freedom, a beanie, and a mustache so against regulation it hurts your NCO’s soul? That’s not just a man — that’s a Warrant. He’s sitting pretty while you’re dragging that M249 through the dirt wondering why you’re still here.

This tee is for the ones who know there’s a better way — where coffee comes before chaos, and the only rucking you do is from the hangar to the snack bar. Army Aviation doesn’t just hit different — it is different.

Slinging sarcasm, truth, and shade in one savage design, this shirt lets the world know: You either fly the bird, or get out when 1SG tells you to. Flight School starts every 2 weeks, baby. What’s your excuse?

• Classic Tee Fit
  
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
  
• AR-670-1 and AR-95-1 compliant
  
• 100% Cotton
  
• Made in USA
• Guaranteed to protect you from a No-Notice